IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR
FACE
AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN ALLAH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR ALLAH? IF YOU’D SAY NO, THEN DELETE THIS E-MAIL. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, PASS THIS ON.
-Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Mosque, but so small when you take it to the market.
-Funny how long it takes to do Dhikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie.
-Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a “Tarahvi” during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time.
-Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
-Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that scramble out.
-Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
-Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.
-Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.
-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
-Funny how you can send a thousand ‘jokes’ through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
FUNNY, ISN’T IT?
Are you laughing?
Are you thinking?
-Funny how we are we so sleepy in THE MASJID but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up
-Funny how it’s so easy to delete a HOLY e-mail, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones
-Funny how simple it is for people to NOT BELIEVE IN ALLAH and then wonder why the world’s going to hell.
-Funny, isn’t it?
-Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what ALLAH says.
-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything ALLAH says. (Or is it scary?)
-Funny how someone can say “I believe in ALLAH” but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also “believes” in ALLAH).
-Funny how you can send a thousand ‘jokes’ through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending
messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about
sharing.
-Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you’re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
-Funny how I can be more worried about what other
people think of me than what ALLAH thinks of me.
Funny how simple it is for people to trash ALLAH and then wonder why the world’s going to hell.
(Are you thinking?) >>>> >
-is it funny now? or just plain scary?
Pass this on only if you mean it.
